kinkydirtybitch (Classifieds)
Timewasters get such a bad rap in blogland.
Something just occurred to me - often, it is a two way collaboration!
So they call up and book and don't turn up - so we do something else equally useful - like go on webcam, clean the flat, touch up that manicure/pedicure, tweak the website, SOMETHING! ANYTHING! Just be useful! Writing yet another bitching blog won't lift spirits as much as doing something constructive will. Guaranteed.
So you have someone who sends you an email you don't like the sound of - so gently put him right about whatever it is that he is confused about. If he isn't asking you a question then you could simply thank him for sharing his thoughts with you.
Maybe they just didn't hear the answer they were hoping for; maybe they could detect the apathy in your voice. Maybe they just changed their mind. It happens.
Being bitter and annoyed at someone/something is like taking poison and hoping the other person will die! It's a ridiculous concept and something we can easily consciously decide not to do. Reframe the negative into a positive.
If you look hard enough, you can become the most cock eyed optimist and see the upside in EVERYTHING.
Just try it - what have you got to lose? (Apart from that sour look on your face, a decided lack of enthusiasm and a few million miserable moaning blogs of course)?
Think irresistble - BE irresistible!
Fisting
I do not get approached for these so often but when I do I enjoy them immensely as they do not get requested so much. For the first time, I was on the receiving end of a fist in my pussy which was absolutely mindblowing! There was another booked in directly after this which will be a bit of a stretch, no pun intended! My pussy loved being spat on and stretched first with the fingers, moving teasingly onto the speculum, where he inspected me very thoroughly, giving me a wonderful sense of violation and nowhere to hide. Wow! What a great time my submissive boys have if this is how they feel! I don’t play submissively so often and this was hottt! I was flipped over onto my back with my legs spread wide in the spreader bar and pressed above my head as his fingers disappeared one by one into my soaking wet cunt. Not showing any signs of mercy as he proceeded to slide his expert fist in and out of my hole, he blessed my rock hard clit with the industrial vibrator plugged hopefully into the wall. It was wonderful to relinquish control as I was bent over his knee and lovingly spanked with a strangely firm yet gentle hand, having my pussy probed once more as it juiced up approvingly. I was absolutely reeling by this stage and could only whimper as he plunged his cock deep into my arse as I was helplessly overtaken by yet another orgasm. Looking forward to today even more now that I’ve read this I’ve relived the experience all over again!
How exciting!
From time to time I idly search to see if there is anything on the internet that is like AW and here I am! It all feels very new and it is just after midnight on Friday night/Saturday morning and there is simply no time to do what I need to do before I go to bed, so I thought I'd leave you with a small gallery to get you going. A few freebies but the best stuff is of course in the private gallery. I've got loads of movies and will be uploading them next week! Have a great weekend! Kinkydirtybitch xxx